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Tuesday, July 10, 2018

Transliterations of Similar Sell-Ables

Road Trip Edition

What to listen to on the way there...
"Acid Hawk"
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Which rest stops to use...
"That bathroom smells like behind and caviar…"



What to watch at the hotel...
"A colt classic."
..Question...
"Like a donkey?"
This??
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or THIS???
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How to FEEL when spending time with your huge family...Image result for happy gif

then sadly it ends until next time...
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Wednesday, July 4, 2018

Obsessed With COB HOUSES....

Dirt.  Sand.  Straw.  Water.

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They can be anything you want them to be...

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They are AMAZING..

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Saturday, June 30, 2018

What not to say in public...

But has been said to retail employees:
  • I have flea bites all over my stomach.
  • This is my revenge outfit.
  • Is this pair of short $29.99? (After being told all shorts are..$29.99..)
  • Look up my husband's name on urban dictionary. (ie. Don't.)
  • I promise I didn't wear these shorts that don't have a price tag, don't have a receipt, are wrinkled and have stains on them. Can I return them?
  • Can I use my ex-husband's checks?
  • Hi homegirl!
  • I'm going through bankruptcy...Can I put this $200 jacket on hold?


(The above is a dramatization based on true life events. Any resemblance to actual people is.. accurate and unfortunely unaltered.)

Friday, June 29, 2018

What's IN..

Permed hair
Scrunchies
Sequins
Baby dragons..

Seriously

What is happening..

Thursday, June 28, 2018

Story Time

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A friend told me the other day:

"You are all just gerbils on a wheel. Running. Going no where. Even if your wheel is diamond encrusted.  You are still..just a gerbil..on a diamond encrusted wheel..going no where.."

Get off the wheel people, get of that wheel..

If I had the confidence to wear this my life would be complete... well it would be interesting...


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Hate is a strong word.
You can hate flip flops
or chocolate
You can hate Mondays.




You can also hate suffering
and pain
and death.
You can hate grief or injustice.




But love..
Is more powerful than hate..
Hate breeds hate..
But




Real love
not that "puppy love", sleepless in whatever love,
But real love
love that transcends
love that heals
love that moves to action
Breeds peace.




Now I know why life is not on point..We've been sleeping 😴 on that eyeliner cure..



When life gives you cheesecake....then life is goooood.

Wednesday, June 27, 2018

I am that person who cooks fish in the microwave.
Sage
Who doesn't love surprises? 🙂 You know the pretty ones that make you smile, not the ones where you are left on the side of the road kicking yourself and your tire and your car dealer and....ok *breath* Who doesn't love surprises right?

I have "Dominion" over my domain now...HA, HA...get it?? Ok, nevermind...Thanks though!